 | I-I-I-I hear them mumblin’, I hear the cacklin’. I got ‘em scared, shook, panickin’ I'm overseas, church, Vatican. You at a stand, still, mannequin. You wanna sleep on me? Overnight? I’m the motherfuckin’ boss, overwrite. And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike. |
Oct. 18th, 2021
Apr. 23rd, 2012
Has anyone seen the Señora de Guadalupe prayer candles my mother sent me? I thought they were with my rosary, but apparently not.
Apr. 8th, 2012
[Salem]
Fucking smoking in the common room.
Bring snacks.
Fucking smoking in the common room.
Bring snacks.
Mar. 8th, 2012
Thanks a motherfucking ton, education. If the goddamn crying hadn't already shrivlled my ovaries up like fucking raisins, that fucking vomiting sure as hell did.
Fuck that shit, never the motherfuck again.
[Warded to Ruby]
Don't ever fucking tell anyone I sang this goddamn thing a lullaby. Fucking ever.
Fuck that shit, never the motherfuck again.
[Warded to Ruby]
Don't ever fucking tell anyone I sang this goddamn thing a lullaby. Fucking ever.
Jan. 9th, 2012
[Warded to Riley]
Question.
Question.
Dec. 18th, 2011
[Warded to Friends]
If any of your fuckers want to come to New York for New Years you can squat at Casa DeCosta. As long as all fucking cocks and twats are kept away from my siblings.
[Salem]
I'm having a mother fucking study break. Who wants to play poker. I'm broke as goddamn shit because fuck the holidays, so specifically strip poker.
If any of your fuckers want to come to New York for New Years you can squat at Casa DeCosta. As long as all fucking cocks and twats are kept away from my siblings.
[Salem]
I'm having a mother fucking study break. Who wants to play poker. I'm broke as goddamn shit because fuck the holidays, so specifically strip poker.
Nov. 28th, 2011
[Warded to Brooke & Willow]
I fuckin need help with something.
Except after you fuckin help me you are not allowed to EVER bring it the fuck up again.
I fuckin need help with something.
Except after you fuckin help me you are not allowed to EVER bring it the fuck up again.
Nov. 18th, 2011
If we're having culture wars, fuckin dibbs on the north Europeans. As long as the fucking team meetings are held in America because I know it's cold as motherfucking balls up there.
Nov. 4th, 2011
[Warded to Salem Prep]
Alright, which of you fuckers is going to crack my back tomorrow? I'd like to be limber when I shove the motherfucking quaffle up the other team's ass.
Riley, you know the mother fucking drill. Pants or I will be wearing your fucking balls.
[Warded to Jonah]
IT MOTHER FUCKING HAPPENED GODDAMN AGAIN!
Alright, which of you fuckers is going to crack my back tomorrow? I'd like to be limber when I shove the motherfucking quaffle up the other team's ass.
Riley, you know the mother fucking drill. Pants or I will be wearing your fucking balls.
[Warded to Jonah]
IT MOTHER FUCKING HAPPENED GODDAMN AGAIN!
Oct. 28th, 2011
Son of a fucking cunt---
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME
[Warded to Sev]
Real fucking funny. I'm guessing this is mocking me for talking shit about the ball and then agreeing to go? You know that I will shove these flowers down your throat till your fucking asshole looks like a goddamn potted plant, right?
Nice bracelet though. You're not fucking getting that back.
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME
[Warded to Sev]
Real fucking funny. I'm guessing this is mocking me for talking shit about the ball and then agreeing to go? You know that I will shove these flowers down your throat till your fucking asshole looks like a goddamn potted plant, right?
Nice bracelet though. You're not fucking getting that back.
Oct. 23rd, 2011
WHOEVER IS MAKING THAT GODDAMN NOISE SHUT THE EVER LOVING FUCK UP OR I WILL DRAG YOU OUT ONTO THE GROUNDS BY THE HAIR AND SHOVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD INTO THE ASS OF THE NEXT CREATURE THEY INTRODUCE IN COMC.
[SALEM + SEVEN]
[SALEM + SEVEN]
All the brownie points to whichever one of your fuckers brings me something for this hangover.
AND IF YOU JUST SAY VITAMIN C THOSE WILL BE YOUR LAST GODDAMN WORDS.